Director of the new Batman movies, Inception, and the upcoming Cap'n Crunch Begins announced that he would like to make a videogame adaption of Inception. Nothing else has been said on this front, but we can only hope that it is an MMO. That would be great. Totally customizable content; mess about with other peoples dreams so there are shock images all over the place! Make your totem a giant floppy dong! Friend of yours says he doesn't like butts? Go into his dreams and convince him that he likes butts. The fate of the ultimate sand man is in your hands!!!
(The service wherein Kevyn deletes picutres of himself with dicks photoshopped on -Ed)
Aaaah Kevyn Stott. What a great little man he was. Although he has seemed to have fallen off the face of the earth. Or like, gone camping or something. And as you can see with your eyes on THIS SCREEN, in his absence I have decided to restart Crogabond a bit. I will post every day for a while, and once Kevyn gets home we'll probably sort out some posting schedule thing. Probably. Hopefully the man, the legend, the yiffer is back soon!
Hello, you pretty little muchkins! You sexy little cuntgremlins! You clambering, shrivel-laden clit rings! Uncle Jace and Haste is here to bring you the first installation of "Jace's Videos Of The Mizzy-Month! This one for August, TWENTY TO THE TEN HUNGRY HIPPOS. Thats a lot of hungry hippos. Now, take them away. No, no. No! Take them away right now! There, see? They're gone. The hungry hippos are gone. Now GAZE UPON THESE VIDEOS THEY WILL HELP DISTRACT FROM THE MISSING HIPPOS
This is pretty funny. I know the whole Rick Astley is old now you guys, but this is just hilarious. I wish more people did this! Because instead of going "Oaw fucking hungry hippos, not another one of these Rick Rolls", things like these would come around that change it up every so often, and instead you would be like "Woah! What a pleasant fucking surprise." It makes it less of a chore and more of a thing that kicks ass. So hey! Internet! Quit being unfunny and annoying! You bunch of uncreative dungweasels!
I don't even need to say anything. Just about everything this video has for your eyes to gaze upon is nigh on perfection.
This is a pretty interesting idea. Has someone ever started a blog where they document/videotape themselves travelling the world fuckin' hookers and shit and telling of their wonderful adventures? We can only hope.
And we end with this video of this man singing the songs people sang about videogames. He is very good, and has a nice goatee/beard, so he can sleep happy knowing that he is the last but not least in the carnival of Crogabond cranklies for August. Happy shoe-dancing, and make sure not to tread on those there dream-boots on your way out, you shitkicker.
Soyvoyage: Totally dreamed about fuckin' this girl. Soyvoyage: Shits so cash. Kaatridge: Feels good man. Soyvoyage: She was pretty nice about it. Kaatridge: I see. Kaatridge: And then while she was riding you you looked down and then looked back up at her face and it was me. Soyvoyage: NO Soyvoyage: FUKKA YOU. Kaatridge: And then you wake up with a boner. Soyvoyage: OH SHIT. Soyvoyage: NOPE] Soyvoyage: NIEO Kaatridge: That would be a great comic. Soyvoyage: NO WAY Soyvoyage: NOT HAPPY WITH THATt Soyvoyage: AT ALL Kaatridge: I am laughing my ass off. Kaatridge: "And then you wake up with a boner" should be the ending to all stories. Soyvoyage: and thats how I was late for work.
The Crogabond Experience is a website. Two sexy men named Jace (Agent Kaatridge) and Kevyn (Corporal Soyvoyage) write things in it. One day I caught a fish with him and it was so awesome the fish was like two tonnes and stuff it was like woah
