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Get ready to talk through ya bumholes, you naughty marauders! Crogabond has a new video for you pasty cunts.

LAUGH at the comedy antics of foolish nature!
CLAP for our amazing acting talents being received for your eyes, ears and boners!
SHIT because you need to poo really bad.


ITS THE CROGABOND EXPERIENCE!

The Most Important Thing Anyone Has Ever Done

Fart-tasia

Crogafans, Fastasia double feature on blu-ray.

Now you can buy that, or just watch this:

Because that is the highlight of about 8 hours or something ridiculous.

Last thing that could possibly be invented, invented.

Call up the Nobel Prize people, we just found a winner. Of course, now that everything that could possibly be invented has been invented, scientific research will come to a standstill. No one will mind, obviously, because we will all be having rocking parties with our COUCHBUNKS.

Inception videogame might happen, will make you fall asleep

Director of the new Batman movies, Inception, and the upcoming Cap'n Crunch Begins announced that he would like to make a videogame adaption of Inception. Nothing else has been said on this front, but we can only hope that it is an MMO. That would be great. Totally customizable content; mess about with other peoples dreams so there are shock images all over the place! Make your totem a giant floppy dong! Friend of yours says he doesn't like butts? Go into his dreams and convince him that he likes butts. The fate of the ultimate sand man is in your hands!!!

Where In The World Is Kevyn Arthur Stott?

(The service wherein Kevyn deletes picutres of himself with dicks photoshopped on -Ed)

Aaaah Kevyn Stott. What a great little man he was. Although he has seemed to have fallen off the face of the earth. Or like, gone camping or something. And as you can see with your eyes on THIS SCREEN, in his absence I have decided to restart Crogabond a bit. I will post every day for a while, and once Kevyn gets home we'll probably sort out some posting schedule thing. Probably. Hopefully the man, the legend, the yiffer is back soon!

WE<3UKEVYNXOXOOX

Mario X-rayed, is the skeleton from Decap Attack

This is a pretty awesome thing, really. Mario has a kind of fucked up body shape, doesn't he?