OFFICIAL CROGABOND CONFERENCE.

The first day of the Official Crogabond Conference is underway, the Conference where we decide where the company is going, and what actions to make to keep our shareholders happy.
As ever it is our job to keep you up to date with the negotiations as they progress, thus here is a report on the first day of Official Discussions.
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What's a Crogabond?

Look, jeez, c'mon man. You want to ruin all the adeventure?
First of all, let's lay down some ground rules;

1. Don't ask what a Crogabond is.
2. Or I will punch you in the lumbar vertebrae.
3. You can ask what a lumbar vertebrae is,
4. But I won't tell you. Then I will punch in the balls.
5. Then you will have to ask what balls are, because you don't have any.

Understood? I will tell you only one thing about the Crogabond; It exists as the coolest thing in the world, and nary a few have glimpsed upon it's glistening form. We are best buds forever, me and Crogabond, usually just chilling at it's summer retreat/dojo atop Mt. Kragtop.
( 6. I'm not telling you where Mt. Kragtop is.)
The Crogabond is everything and nothing, something and sometimes, never and very often.
Crogabond loves you.