It's just going to be one of those days, you suppose. One of those days... you hate.
Here is a list of things Crogabond hates.
- Babies. Babies cry, and they bitch. Of course, Crogabond was once a baby, but he fixed that by not being a baby. Are you a baby?
- Boxing gloves. What kind of joker uses boxing gloves? If you wanna box, here's what you gotta do; get a box. And then punch someone wiTH YOUR BARE FISTS YOU FUCKING COWARD.
- Cartoons. What, you wanna watch baby shows? Are you a baby? Go shove Porky Pig up your ass, baby.
- Anime. Cartoons for ugly people.
- Blu-ray. Crogabond doesn't know what this is, but it sounds like a soul musician from the 80s.
- Conventions. Strange people like to meet up at these places and do weird shit. You need to go to a convention, alright - a facelift convention!
- Furries. Much like the Blu-ray, Crogabond doesn't know what this is. He just knows that he doesn't want to be any part of it.
- Video games. Stop having acne and enrol into the army, you suckers.
- Dolls. You call them action figures? Seriously? Crogabond likes to suck the life out of Tom Cruise and then play out Mission Impossible with his lifeless body. That is what he calls action figures.
- Some dinosaurs suck too I guess
- Other dinosaurs are pretty sweet