It has been recorded that sometime in World War II (apparently nearing the end of it), it has been reported that Hitler may, in fact, enjoy and like videogames. The direct quote is "Shit! This is turning out worse than "E.T" on the Atari 2600!". It is said that this was recorded as Hitler was starting to lose the battle.
The press have been all over this, wondering if videogames could be the antichrist, and could be working with Hitler to start the next World War. The Government has reported that there is a man that has a moustache that resembles Hitler's in Grand Theft Auto IV. Police are searching the game for further details. It has been reported that the F.B.I is looking through Super Mario Galaxy's code, looking for words that spell out Hitler's plans.
What does that mean for us Gamers? Will we ever play a game unwatched by the Government again? Will they watch as we "pwn" "noobs" at Halo 3, and then stick our nuts in the dead person's face? Have they found us out? I will assure you, readers, that I will keep you updated. No F.B.I agent will watch me play Animal Crossing.
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