Ahh, Iron. The noblest of metals. The Ferrous Pharaoh. The Emperor of the Periodic Table.Popular culture has brought us many "Super-Heroes", but I ask of you, where is "Spider" on the periodic table? Where is "Super"? I certainly don't see any element "Wolverine" on there. This is because all of those ridiculous ideas are UNSCIENTIFIC. The civilized world can only rely on ONE "Super-Hero". One who is named after something we TRUST. I speak of course of the infinitely stable and unchangeable: IRON.
Now, all of ye may join in the Iron man song, in order to cleanse yourself of your filthy sins.
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