Monday, April 5, 2010

Ohshitohshitohshit

I have about five more minutes until midnight, and I forgot about Crogabond. Have an improvised rap, by Jace Van Kaathoven.

Yo yo yo yippee yo yippee yay,
I'm a badass motherfucker and there is hell to pay,
Yo yo yo yippee yo yippee hee,
I'm a bad motherfucker and I need to pee!

OH! OH PEE MY PANTS!
OH! OH JUST MUST DANCE!
JUST MUST DANCE BEFORE I PEE MA PANTS!

I'm down in the back there staring
While you there just ain't caring
I went and saw the colostomy
And find out, oh man I needa pee

OH! OH PEE MY PANTS
OH! OH JUST MUST DANCE!
JUST MUST DANCE BEFORE I PEE MA PANTS!

A man thats name is Joe
With a back-alley watered-down hoe,
He went into the library,
with his golden sparkly key,
I was gonna follow him there,
but oh fuck! I need to pee!

OH! OH PEE MY PANTS
OH! OH JUST MUST DANCE!
JUST MUST DANCE BEFORE I PEE MA PANTS!

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