People like this disgust me to the very core. Seriously here, Gamers. Lets have a huddle up. We need to talk about this.
A fourteen year old boy was just minding his own business, playing Unreal Tournament and fraggin' n00bs as us Gamers are typically doing, when his lame-o dad interrupted him and banned him from video games for playing for a week straight. What a dick! That is goddamn peanuts to us Gamers; he should really have some respect.
So, what did fourteen year-old Russian boy, who I will now call Thomas Storm, do about this? He sneaked into his parent's room at night and RUINED HIS SHIT WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER. Twice. Thomas did the right thing; serves the man right. No one, and I mean NO ONE, screws around with a Gamer's game time. That is our pride and joy, man. You can't just take that away from us hardcores. The kid is showing younger and unaware Gamers what to do if banned from video games by your totally bogus parents; kill them with a sledgehammer. It's the right thing to do.
And hey, look what he got! His mother was so proud of him she gave him the keyboard and mouse back so he could get back to playing. What a legend! Lets hope more mums learn from her Maybe one day they will be playing Gears of War like the rest of us!
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