It has recently been discovered that the one and only, except God, Jesus Christ, hates the past time of video games. Video game journalist website Kotaku took the time out of their busy schedule of looking at Portal cakes some bloke made because it was his birthday to interview the man himself about the matter.
"What? Video games?" Jesus began, an arrogant smile on his face. "Fuck 'em. Worst use of space on this dime o' dozen planet since other religions.
"Like, shit, right? You see Buddha? Do you see that motherfucker? That motherfucker. Look at him. Fat shit wants to trample on my court. Look at his earlobes, there." At this point Mr. Christ fingered around his earlobes. "Like this, except faggin' HUGE! They are big. He had it comin'. What? What. Fuck you." At this point Jesus left the scene and Kotaku shit their pants and reported it on their website, using their "hilarious" censorship fish over the word "Jesus" and "Buddha" just in case anyone comes across Kotaku that is ignorant and offended of culture (i.e. everyone on the website). We have looked into the issue, and will report back soon.
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